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Hello, I’m moving this site to a “Tumblr” page.

http://bananagrabber.tumblr.com

Embarrassing, I know, but I don’t know how to keep up with this blog program.  Please change your RSS feeds accordingly.

I think the new feed is “http://bananagrabber.tumblr.com/rss”.

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In this series I will present pieces of wisdom attained through years of consistently making mistakes.  Learn from them, utilize them in your daily life.

#1:  Most sandwiches follow the Top bread/Condiments/Slab of meat/Bottom bread pattern.  When eating a hamburger, chicken sandwich, or any other sandwich constructed like this, it is better to have the condiments underneath the meat as opposed to on top.  It honestly tastes better.

When purchasing a sandwich out (for example a Whopper© from Burger King), which has the condiments on top of the meat, and a designated top and bottom bun, simply eat it upside-down.  Trust me.

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I wrote a poem for everyone to share some of my feelings.  I call it Morning Mist.

Tell me do you think it’d be alright
If I could just crash here tonight
As you see I’m in no shape for drivin’
And any way I’ve got no place to go

And you know it might not be that bad
You were the best I ever had
If I hadn’t blown the whole thing years ago
I might not be alone

Tomorrow we can drive around this town
And let the cops chase us around
The past is gone but something might be found to take its place

Hey jealousy
Hey jealousy
Hey jealousy
Hey jealousy

You can trust me not to drink
And not to sleep around
And if you don’t expect too much from me
You might not be let down

Cus’ all I really want’s to be with you
And feel like I matter too
If I didn’t blow the whole thing years ago
I might be here with you

Tomorrow we can drive around this town
And let the cops chase us around
The past is gone but something might be found to take its place

Hey jealousy
Hey jealousy
Hey jealousy
Hey jealousy

Tomorrow we can drive around this town
And let the cops chase us around
The past is gone but something might be found to take its place

Hey jealousy

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…for those with Netflix streaming.

Just Added:

~”Lose the zero and get with the hero.”

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I really wish the boring parts of my life were sped-up with a training montage.

Right now I feel like the ‘before’ scene.

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…just for this decal.

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I need to have several pairs of shoes ‘cobbled’.  Never thought I would need to do that, wonder where a shoesmith around me does business.

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I ran into Rick and Becky at the liquor store again tonight.  I was carrying a load of beer larger than a first grader.  I have no plans.

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Well, nothing better than a rainy weekend.

The kind where it is cold and drizzly the entire two days.  The two days out of the week when you don’t have to go to a life-sucking office and trade your youth for meager pay.

Even better is a sunny, beautiful Monday following that bleak weekend.  It’s enough to make a man stab Henry in his soulless black eye.

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